Let me just say, the photo shoot that took place for this week, is the penultimate episode of “America’s next Top Model.” The Great Wall of China, need I say more? Perhaps it’s because I’m a sucker for that old world stuff, but the costumes, the hair, the drama, that whole medieval vibe was so intense I even forgave the fact that Miss Tyra was doing her once-a-season pity photo shoot appearance this week. (In fact, though it pains me to admit it, Tyra + camera usually = something fierce. Remember those crazy black and whites she snapped of Caridee?) I especially dug the group shot they knocked out at the end.
Now that I think about it, I wonder why they never did that before? When I saw the outcome, I even commented to my mother, who faithfully endures the Tyra-nny with me every week, that I would kill for a print of that group shot to hang on my wall. Now that’s the art I’ve been waiting for!
We’ve come a long way, baby, from pretending to be facial-tumor-growing, hair-losing cancer patients. But since this week’s star, Chantal, got the supposed only copy of that pic in existence. Which brings us too…drum roll please…Bianca’s (featured right) elimination! About damn time. I thought she might pull a YaYa and stick it out to the finale, but luckily that was not to be. Tyra must be smoking something, considering upon Bianca’s ousting, she told her she had, and I quote, “a beautiful spirit.” Huh? Have we been watching the same show?
All I can say is karma’s a bitch, girl. Don’t you tell my fave Jenna to go shopping at the end of the mall that sells nothing but crappy shoes to try and hurt her chances of winning the challenge (which Jenna did anyway!) and then expect the fashion gods to keep you around for the final runway show. And you know what? That bitch had me fooled, thinking she had improved throughout the season. When the show ran the obligatory photo montage of the eliminated chick’s photos, Bianca looked like a cheesy, no-haired toothpaste ad in every single one of them.
I feel like a member of the Lollypop Guild right now: ding, dong, the witch is dead! And now we wait, for next week when Tyra seemingly arbitrarily chooses who she thinks will best represent her reality show as the titular top model. My money is definitely on one of the blondies, although I’m still pulling mainly for Jenna. Saleisha can, in the immortal words of Tyra, “kiss my FAT ASS!”
Oh yeah, one more question: Heather is gone, people, why the hell is she still being voted Cover Girl of the Week?
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Kendra // Dec 6, 2007 at 2:18 pm
bu-bye bianca! see ya, suckah…..
2 Emberly Modine // Dec 6, 2007 at 6:33 pm
seriously, their hair. wtf? it looks like someoone dropped a hairy basket on them.
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