This week, all anyone can talk about is weddings. Boring. Here’s what else happened:
- The Olson twins were supposedly tricked into drinking full-fat milk by a rogue Starbucks barista.  He thought they were too skinny and began giving them regular lattes instead of non-fat. A friend of the girls called it her “worst nightmare.” Ooooh, I’m shuddering. The guy was just providing a public service. It’s like when a 9 months pregnant woman orders a Long Island Iced Tea and you bring a virgin Strawberry Daiquiri “on the house”. Sometimes you just gotta trick a bitch. Or, twin bitches.
- Daisy (from Rock Of Love 2) was spotted with Dave Navarro. The two left Crown Bar in Hollywood together last night. Hooray, Daisy. You go get you a washed up rocker! Dave is superior to Bret anyway. He wears his eyeliner much better and he has real hair.
- Oprah is doing a 21-day Vegan detox plan. Forgive me for rolling my eyes but I just saw her shoving turkey burger in her mouth like three episodes ago. Yuck. I think turkey tastes like dirt. Seriously, I call it dirty bird. Anyway, Oprah will do the detox with three of her staffers. She will cut out all meat products, caffeine, sugar, alcohol and gluten. She says it’s for her health but we all know she’s doing it to lose weight. Every time someone tells you they are “doing a cleanse”, it’s totally code for “I think I’m fat so I’m doing something desperate.” Like, totally.
- Kate Hudson has moved on to Lance Armstrong. The two were spotting hanging in Austin all weekend. Is anyone surprised? I mean, John Mayer’s taken and she’s probably sick of all the tragic funny guys. And, anyone can see why Lance would dig on Kate. She’s cute and he doesn’t seem that smart. He probably thinks she’s the third Olsen.
*photo by williac via flickr.
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1 Rox Star // May 25, 2008 at 9:53 am
Those poor Olsen twins. They have had such a rough life and now THIS!! I wish them all the best and pray that their luck changes. They deserve only the best….
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