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May 28th, 2008 Written by: Kendra· 1 Comment

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  • Woody Harrelson will go 40 days eating nothing but, well, nothing.  He’s going to get dropped off on a deserted island with no food for 40 days.  Why 40 days?  Why not 43 or 36?  Gah.  Why does this make me love him more?  Ah, I love the crazy.  Anyway, he is quoted as saying, “I know it’s going to be really hard. But can you imagine it? Eating nothing for 40 days? Swimming and surfing every day in a remote place? Where does the mind go?”  Perhaps he’s been talking to Oprah.  Or, watching too much Survivorman late at night while hitting the bong.

  • Madonna’s adoption of David Banda is finalized.   A judge from The High Court in the Malawi capital Lilongwe ruled that Madonna and Guy Richie are fit parents for two-year old David, adding “I have examined the two reports by the guardian and I am satisfied David has found a good home.”  Um, okay.  Is this news?  Must be a slow week.  This story seems so old that I’m expecting David to be enrolling in prep-school any minute.  Right.  So, glad it all worked out, Madge.
  • Photos have surfaced of Lohan smooching Samantha Ronson on Diddy’s yacht.  (I can’t believe I just typed that sentence.)  The two attended that big party on the yacht in Cannes and apparently were “very affectionate.”  I love that people still wonder if they’re going out.  Of course they are and I say, you go girls.  Samantha Ronson is dating up for Lindsey.  She’s talented and she wears cute hats.  Yay.
  • This just in.  Brangelina have a crazy household.  Star magazine is running one of those ‘Nanny tells all’ stories.  Basically, the nanny is saying that the Jolie-Pitt household is chaos.  Of course it is!  They have 4 kids.  If it were calm and rigid, then it would be news worthy.  Besides, don’t these nannies sign confidentiality clauses?  I doubt very much if Zahara appreciates her breakfast of choice being revealed to the readers of Star magazine.  Ha, I just cracked myself up picturing Zahara all mad and tapping her foot.

*photo by williac via flickr.

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  • 1 Bobbie // May 28, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    Completely agree on Christian Bale…any movie where he bares his chest, I’m so there!

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