“Yeeeeeeeee haaawwww pard’ner; is ya’ll ready for week two of the rootin tootin reality round up? So, brothers and sisters, it worked! My mantra, “pray with me brothers and sisters for Celebrity Rehab 2″ worked because my sources tell me that Celebrity Rehab goes back into production on Monday the 9th. Amen!
But now, it’s back to reality.
On the horizon is Big Brother 10, a show that yours truly, ME, was in fact a semifinalist
for but alas I have not heard anything from them and am allowed (after June 1st) to talk about it, but not the casting process. The experience was different, and I will say it was very fun. I went into the open (cattle) call held at Hollywood and Highland, and waited with a bunch of other a-holes (that I would’ve voted out) for my two-minutes. However, me, being awesome, turned my two-minutes into about ten. When I came out the four girls I was hanging with in line, were all done, and outside waiting.
I was called just a few days later and a few days after that I was asked to come to Hollywood for a talking head interview and was a semi-finalist. The interview went well and there are way more questions (who would, what would, why) and the likes, all of which I cannot go into, but the interview with past BB house-guest, Bunky, for his HOUSECALLS man on the street bit called “Bunky on the beat” can be seen on youtube.
(#1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWNHss0nPGg (:59 into video)
(#2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvds9DQQgcE (:35 into video)
But I digress, as BB10, or as I call it BBX will drop on July 13thas once again 14 losers will populate the (yet again) newly remodeled BB house for a summer of beer pong, drinking, cussing, smoking and back-stabbery, but honestly, unless I’m on the show it will suck. The Mole started again this week, for those of you that do not know, The Mole is ABC’S lame-ass attempt at crossing reality-genre’s and is like Big Brother meets the Amazing Race, but it’s so contrived that I lost interest almost immediately and was rooting for the waterfall. Unlike the better reality competition shows, MOLE, depends on the unknown, as the cast has to figure out which loser is the Mole, a crafty cast member trying to undermine the group-think mentality of several people sharing a brain, and also why I say “Go Mole” as it’s like me rooting for the cases on Deal.
The Mole fails by comparison to Denise Richards: It’s Complicated on E, as there are 
some funny and shocking insights on D.R’s show, and no one gets voted out, and the only conflict is in her head and she is still smoking hot and fun to voyer-out on, even if most American’s will have a hard time relating to the so-called problems of the rich and infamous, it is a better way to waste time than most celebrity-driven reality / Docudrama, but really…just watch DEADLIEST CATCH, it’s way better.
However, the power reality is on the way and brought to you by NBC. Rumor turned fact (has it) as my research tells me that a big time, reality super-show approaches on NBC. The show deals with the toughest, and most dangerous occupations in America and debuts after the Olympics on NBC, and is already being hailed as NBC’s possible reality franchise show, to equal the viewership share of competitor, CBS’s Survivor and The Amazing Race but we will see when it drops. Well pard’ner, that’s it fer now little buckaroo’s and remember the funniest half-hour in reality, nightly on E’S, The Soup.
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Denise Richards: It’s Complicated: E Sunday at 10:00
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The Mole is on ABC: Monday at 10:00
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Big Brother 10 drops July 13th
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1 Kendra // Jun 7, 2008 at 3:20 pm
celebrity rehab two?! bring it!
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