• Good ole’ Diddy reveals that he waxes, um, down there. Yes, I mean his chums. His nards. His plums. His babymakers. Yeah those! Diddy explains, “While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.” Then, to make sure there was no confusion, he added: “I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.” Talk about ‘Balls of Fury’. Ouch.
• Paris Hilton was refused a puppy on Melrose this weekend. She popped into The Puppy Store to pick up a puppy so she could use it in a photo shoot. The employee refused to sell her the Yorkie, calling it “an impulse buy.” Before you feel sorry for her, you should know that this crazy chic has 17 dogs at home. 17! I can barely handle one and unlike Paris, I can find England on a map. Paris reportedly “went ballistic.” Holy crap, that’s funny. Go Puppy Store!

• 71-year-old George Takei (Sulu from Star Trek!) and his boyfriend of 21 years got a marriage license in West Hollywood yesterday. He will marry Brad Altman on September 14th. George told reporters, “It’s going to be the only day like this in our lives and it is the only day like this in the history of America. May equality live long and prosper.” See, this is why California rocks, people. I saw him interviewed last night and I couldn’t believe he actually talks like that. I seriously thought he was just using that weird voice for Star Trek.
• Dr. House has a ‘Burger King Gold Card’. Hugh Laurie reveals that when you’re famous, “you can get a table in a restaurant. But then you’ve got to go past a line of people who can’t get a table - and that’s a bad feeling.” He then bragged, “I’ve [been given] a Burger King Gold Card.” There’s no way this dude eats at Burger King, right? Well, maybe he does eat there. His American accent is right on, maybe he’s developed American taste buds too? Who even knew there was such a thing as a Burger Kind Gold Card? I wonder if there’s a Subway Gold Card? If so, hook me up! Free 6″ Veggie Subs for life. Bring it!

*photo by williac via flickr.

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