- Christina Aguilera is addicted to lipgloss. At The Ivy on June 27th, X-tina re-glossed more than 30 times. “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again,” a Star informant reports. Rehab! I say rehab! Send her to the Bonne Belle Clinic, stat!
- Jane Seymour (aka Dr. Quinn) tells it like it is to Angelina. OK! Magazine asked Jane if she had any advice for Angelina. I’m guessing it’s because Seymour has twins of her own, not because she played a doctor on t.v. but you never know. Jane responded, “My advice to her is to put some weight on. I think she needs to keep putting on weight so she can feed those babies. I don’t think she should think twice. She hasn’t put on enough weight.” Ru-roh. Jane! Back away from the Angelina! Poor Dr. Quinn. She was just trying to be helpful and now she’s insulted a national treasure. I hear Antarctica’s nice this time of year, Jane.
- Is Mary-Kate Olson headed to rehab again? Rumor has it that MK has been getting crazy since Heath Ledger died, and who can blame her? A Star Magazine witness reports: “The twin was so out of it that she collapsed in a public parking lot and then spent a short time in a holistic health spa to detox. But that didn’t slow her down ” Mary-Kate’s last rehab stint was in 2002, presumable for anorexia. “Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn’t think she has a problem,” says the Star spy. “She thinks she’s young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it’s affecting everything.” I blame Spencer Pratt.
- Kim Kardashian got TP-ed. “My mom and Bruce woke up recently to their house covered in toilet paper!!!” Kim wrote on her blog. “I strongly suspect it was done by people who know or are connected to the family.” I have bad news, Kim. It was Nicole Kidman. I promise you. That chic is devious, man. She’s probably got serious toilet papering skills. She’s totally tall enough to reach the trees plus she’s so skinny you wouldn’t see her hiding behind the mailbox.
- John Cusack’s stalker stands trial this week for violating a restraining order and for being crazy. Emily Leatherman, 33, has allegedly stalked both Tom Cruise and John Cusack, though she seems to prefer Cusack. Bill Mancini, Cusack’s security consultant, said that Emily sent the actor letters and packages containing rocks, screwdrivers and threats such as that “there will be dances with vampires” if Cusack refused to marry her. Leatherman’s family expressed displeasure at how the media has treated their daughter, citing an article where the author (according to the LA.Times) “suggested that Leatherman stand outside Cusack’s home with a boombox — a reference to his 1989 movie “Say Anything.”" I understand that they’re upset but hey, she’s crazy and that’s funny. Come on, you know you were thinking it too.
- Mystery solved: Britney will go crazy in the video for Madonna’s tour. The scene was filmed in an elevator. Fancy. “Britney walks into the elevator wearing a black hoodie, and you can’t see it’s her at first,” a source tells Us Weekly. “As the elevator goes up, it becomes clear it’s Britney and she’s anxious and nervous.” When she realizes she’s trapped she “starts to kick the wall and hit things,” the source adds. “At one point she screams into the camera.” The parting shot is Britney ripping off her hoodie and saying, “It’s Britney, b-tch!” Oh, great, Madonna. Way to milk the crazy for all it’s worth. Every time Madge needs a career revival she calls up the Britster and makes her do her bidding like a little puppet with a bad weave. Madonna is so sitting back in her diamond-encrusted track pants somewhere going “Mwahahaha!”
*photo by williac.
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1 christianne // Jul 14, 2008 at 11:12 am
Making fun of other people’s crazy makes me smile.
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