- Sherri Shepherd said she has had “more abortions than I would like to count.” Yup, she really said that, and to a black Christian women’s magazine called Precious Times (not to be confused with High Times) no less. How high do you think this gal can count? Wow. I am fascinated by the hiring policy for “The View.” I wonder if Barbara Walters is hiring co-hosts specifically to drive Elizabeth Hasselbeck crazy. If so, I applaud you, Barbara. I bet Elizabeth won’t even be in the make-up chair next to Sherri now. She’s probably afraid she’ll go to hell if they breathe the same air.
- Britney has a new song, y’all. The single, called ‘ATM’ has some enticing lyrics that are as follows: “Hey Mama, I know it’s my cash you seek. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y’all know that I’m too good for ‘em.†What do you guys think? To me, this reeks of Shaq. I’m sure that he’s the genius behind these rhymes. Another song is reportedly called ‘Already Bad’ and is rumored to be about Justin Timberlake. Timely. These lyrics go, “I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad.” Touche, Brit.
- Balthazar Getty was caught with a topless Sienna Miller on a yacht. Shockingly, his marriage of 8 years is over. The couple have 4 children. A source close to his wife, Rosetta, told PerezHilton.com Getty “was 100% NOT separated from her when he started dating Sienna” and is “humiliated” by the public affair. Balthazar has a prominent tattoo of his wife’s name on his chest which leaves one to wonder how Sienna could have possibly not known the man was married. Hmmm…
- Brooke Hogan makes feminists everywhere cringe…even more. On her show, Brooke Knows Best, Brooke waxes philosophical on the topic of politics. “You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?†Ain’t she a cutie? That family just makes me dern proud to be ‘Merican, y’all. OOoooooeeeehhh!
- Kim Kardashian is rumored to be the latest celebrity lured to the dark side of t.v. to appear on Dancing With the Stars! At last my mother’s taste in reality television (Dancing With the Stars) will collide with mine (Keeping Up With the Kardashians) and I can stop pretending to be interested in the latest exploits of Clay Aiken. Yes! According to New York Daily News, Kim is in real talks with real important peeps in suits to wear skimpy dresses and shake her booty for votes and share the stage with that awesome Tom Bergeron dude from America’s Funniest Home Videos. Things are looking up, Kim. Also rumored to join is former ‘N Sync star Lance Bass with a rumored male partner! I might actually watch this hot mess.
- Jessica Simpson gets booed by someone other than Dallas Cowboys fans. Jessica opened for Sara Evans Saturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin. According to US Weekly, the audience was split, half booing and half clapping for the singer. Jessica pleaded her case to the country music fans. “I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.” I don’t know what she was thinking. Country music fans are a tough bunch. Look what happened to the Dixie Chicks and they had nothing to do with any lost football games whatsoever. I recommend shorter shorts, Jessica, and maybe a tax evasion scandal? Weed on your tour bus?
*photo by williac.
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