- Shannen Doherty went unrecognized in a Malibu police station over the weekend. She rushed into the station to complain about all the paparazzi following her but the police officers had no clue who she was. The dude at the front desk allegedly told Shannen he didn’t recognize her, to which she retorted, “Why are you pulling my Dick, Heather?” No, I’m kidding. She only said that in my dreams. She really said, “I’m on TV.” Um, who are these people that are supposedly protecting us? I would feel a lot safer if they had seen the great film Heathers, or at least an episode of 90210. Come on! Charmed? Anyone? Shannen supposedly left in a huff, and rightfully so. Don’t worry, Shannen, the spin-off’s a comin’.
- Kate and Lance are ca-put. Yep, The New York Post’s Page Six reports that the two lovebirds have officially split. I know you are shocked but let’s keep things in perspective. Yes, Kate and Lance are no more but no one was hurt in the earthquake yesterday. Now do you feel better? I know, me neither. Oh well, I hope they both have better luck next time with whomever is left out there that they haven’t dated.
- Shia LeBeouf admits to Details Magazine, “I don’t know how to have one drink.” You probably know what happened next. Yeah, he got in an accident, got a DUI, was arrested and now everyone’s freaking out that his passenger during the car wreck was his 23-year-old Transformers co-star Isabel Lucas, who is currently dating Adrien Grenier from Entourage. Whew. This is so much crazier than that Walgreens thing but I’m still kind-of bored.
- Madonna’s rep tries to play off those crazy photos that show the Material Girl looking crazy. “I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad,” says her rep Liz Rosenberg. “I saw Madonna two days before at her rehearsal and she looked amazing â glowing skin and working really hard on her show.” Check out the photos and judge for yourself. I want her to eat a pizza. A four cheese pizza with bread sticks on the side and an assortment of dipping sauces.
- Matthew Broderick has been accused of cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker by Star Magazine. Ah, man. What a way to go down, Ferris. Dude. Reportedly the woman is a 25-year-old youth counselor with red hair. Star is protecting the woman’s identity which is suspicious, right? Anyway, you can read all the hairy details here. Ick.
- Justin Timberlake wants credit for trucker hats. He told Fashion Rocks, “It’s funny. I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen.” Set that record straight, JT. Hells yeah! It’s like when I started rocking fat laces on my converse one-stars and Leon Wong tried to say he did it first. I had to take him down on the bus, yo. No, really, I get the feeling that Justin is one of those guys that needs to watch his mouth. Check yo’self before you wreck yo’self. No one cares about trucker hats, man. Just shut up and be hot.
*photo by williac.
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1 Liana Aghajanian // Jul 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm
As Michael K, my favorite person in the world and Dlisted blogger said about Justin’s declaration: That’s not something you want to take credit for.
Amen.
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