• Dawn Weiner is engaged to a chic. Weinerdog, also known as Heather Matarazzo, (the break out star of 1995’s “Welcome to the Dollhouse) is engaged to her girlfriend of a year, Carolyn Murphy. Apparantly they proposed to each other. Weiner’s PR person said, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her.” She probably just asked her if she wanted to join the Special People’s Club! Awwww!  Weinerdog, congratulations!
• Sharon Osbourne disses Paris for a lack of talent. “She has no talent!” Mrs. Ozzie told Parade.com. “I’m sure Paris would tell you that herself.” I seriously doubt Paris would cop to that herself. She totally thinks she’s got talent. Why else would she have made that sex tape?

• Janice Dickenson reportedly flashed a pilot while en route from LA to NYC. “She just went in and did a little shimmy and walked out,” said the source. Who knows if this is true but I hope it is. She’s just so funny. I kind of love her. Someone should kiss her butt and get her back on America’s Next Top Model. She is special.
• Rebecca Romijn and her husband, Jerry O’Connell, are expecting twins in January. I love that this is somehow them copying Brangelina. Like they had any control over how many babies ended up in there. Funny. A source close to the couple says the twins were conceived with the help of either in vitro fertilization or the fertility drug Clomid. Really? Thanks, ’source close to the couple’. Never would have guessed.
• Prepare to be shocked, Snoop Dog’s tour bus is busted for weed! According to Hollywood Rag, Snoop was in the bus when Dallas police stopped it after noticing the expired stickers. Two of the singer’s entourage were arrested for marijuana possession. You know how they say don’t drive a red car because you’ll be a police magnet? Well, don’t drive a pimped out tour bus either. Learn from Willie, people. You might as well have a rainbow pot leaf painted on the back. I know you gotta smoke it up on your tour bus but can you at least make sure the tags are current? Come on! Snoop, you are smarter than that!

*photo by williac.

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