During these hot summer days, there’s nothing quite as refreshing as a nice chilled coffee beverage. Blended or iced, it just hits the spot when you’re trying to cool off. Recently Coffee Bean has launched their new Non-Fat Yogurt Ice Blended drink for the summer.
And being the lovingly generous people that we are, we’ve decided to give away four gift certificates, worth $40 each, to The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.
We asked you to leave your favorite joke below and the winners have been picked. Congratulations to….
#5 Jon with his Cupcake Joke
#9 Shana with her Crotch Joke
#12 soooo wrong with his/her Rabbi and Priest Joke (yes it was so wrong yet soooo right)
#13 Jess with his/her Drunk Wife joke.
Congratulations to all four of you who will receive $40 at Coffee Bean!
View the full jokes and the runners up below!
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16 responses so far ↓
1 Chas // Aug 4, 2008 at 6:18 pm
What do you get when you cross an Original Ice Blended with a Frappuccino?
Who cares! Iwant the PURPLE straw!!!
2 Amber // Aug 5, 2008 at 9:42 am
“Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the Budweiser!”
-My 5 year old sister after watching that old Bud commercial
3 Karyn // Aug 6, 2008 at 4:21 am
Two saucy strawberries were gazing into the refrigerator wondering who they’d like to be ‘topped’ by.
“The whipped cream?” one asked.
“Nahh… total airhead.”
“The ice cream?”
“Too Cold… I think I’d like to be with the yogurt.”
“Why?”
“It’s cultured.”
Get it? Cultured! HAH! It’s funny ’cause it’s true! PLUS it’s Coffee Bean Yogurty-drink related! How witty! I think that’s $40 witty….
4 Lindsey // Aug 6, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Oh, gods. . . um. . . so I made this up in the third grade, apparently.
Q: What did the man say to the conductor has he was robbing the train?
A: “Give me all your money, or I’ll choo choo!”
:}
5 Jon // Aug 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm
So there are these two muffins baking in an oven. One of them yells, âWow, itâs hot in here!âÂ
And the other muffin replies: âHoly shit! A talking muffin!â
6 Joke Time // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:39 pm
What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?
A joke that is too racy to win a coffee coupon competition.
7 Bill Jean // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:04 am
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, âIâm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!â
The second says, âWell Iâm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!â
Then the third rat gets up and says, âLater guys, Iâm off home to harass the cat.
8 Jen // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:04 am
So how bout them dodgers?!
9 Shana // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:05 am
This guy walks into a bar with a black eye. The bartender says “what happened to your eye?” “Well, I was in church on sunday. And when we stood up to sing, there was this fat lady in front of me with her dress stuck up in her crotch. So I pulled it out for her, and she punched me.” The next week the same guy comes in with another black eye. “What happened this time?” “Well I was in church again on sunday and the same fat lady had her dress stuck up in her crotch. My friend pulled it out and I knew she didnt like that, so I tucked it back in….”
My grandpa definitely told us that at Christmas dinner. Haha.
10 Courtney // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:06 am
YOUR FACE!
11 Liana Aghajanian // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:12 am
Why did the scarecrow get a Nobel prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
or
How did the burglar break into the house?
Intruder window.
haw haw haw.
12 soooo wrong // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:19 am
a priest and a rabbi were sitting out having lunch together when a little boy walked in and sat down at the table next to them.
the priest leaned over and whispered to the rabbi “mmm… let’s f*ck him” and the rabbi responded “outta what?”
13 Jess // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:19 am
I didnt make this one up but thought it was pretty good…There are actually 3 parts to it but here is the best one…
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started…..
14 annmarie // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:25 am
why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
cause they taste funny!
wha wha wha
15 Gillian // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:35 am
:Knock Knock!
::Who’s there?
:Impatient Cow.
::Impatien…
:MOO!
16 indiana jones // Aug 8, 2008 at 11:13 am
These are so funny. hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa hahahahahahaa
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