• Britney films a VMA promo which begs the question, WILL SHE DO IT AGAIN? It’s been a year since that embarrassing performance (I still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes… shaking and trying to forget the horror). No one is saying if she’s been asked to perform or not but she did film a promo with host, Russell Brand (you know, the hottie from Forgetting Sarah Marshall) to promote this year’s ceremony. It’s the least she could do! She shares the stage with Brand and an elephant. Yeah, an elephant. That’s probably the only way she can get her kids to look at her. Bribe them with circus animals.
• Clay Aiken is a daddy! Clay’s friend, 50-year old record producer Jaymes Foster, gave birth to a baby boy at 8:08 am at an “undisclosed location” in North Carolina. The baby’s name is Parker Foster Aiken and according to Clay’s mom Faye, he has dark hair. The almost-Idol himself blogged about his new son, writing, “The little man is happy, healthy, and as loud as his daddy. Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also.” Congrats to Clay and Jaymes. P.S. Jaymes’ brother David confirmed that the baby was conceived via artificial insemination. Whew.

• Samantha Ronson turned 31 in style on Thursday. She took to our lovely city with Lindsey Lohan and a bunch of other revelers to celebrate turning the big 3-1. Ha, I just wrote “revelers.” Funny. Anyway, the crew had sushi at Matsuhisa and then ice cream from an ice cream truck that was parked outside. I didn’t know they had ice cream trucks in Beverly Hills! I thought they were just for us East-siders? Sam wore a Guns N Roses tee and one of those hats. Lindsey wore a green sparkley dress. If you want to see how cute they looked, click here. That’s my idea of a good birthday. Sushi and ice cream. And no DUIs! Freakin’ awesome.
• Did Jessica Simpson tell Romo’s family she was pregnant? That’s what The National Enquirer is reporting. Jessica reportedly took a home pregnancy test and misinterpreted the results. Not such a stretch considering she can’t tell the difference between tuna and chicken, right? “There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home,” a source close to the family told The Enquirer. “Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family. The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. this is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’” This is too good to be true, right? Jessica’s spokesperson denied she was pregnant but an insider confided to the magazine that “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive.” Feverishly, huh? Gross.
• People can’t stop talking about Katie Holmes’ jeans! Yes, they’re baggy and sometimes rolled up. (I believe the term is peg-legged or peg-rolled.) I think she’s playing a joke on everyone. Trying to see if she can start a trend. I bet she will. 40-something ladies everywhere are sighing with relief and telling their fat husbands to get the box marked ‘1988′ out of the garage for them. I give it a month until you see it in person. Coming soon to a Wal-Mart near you! Aaaggghhhh! Funny, Holmes. Flippin’ fun-ny.

*photo by williac.

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