If you’re like me or any of my friends, you’re always looking for the new silly game to play. You know, like Top 5 or F-Marry-Kill or whatever. Something you can play over cocktails or while stuck in traffic on the 405. I have a new one for you. Play the Celebrity Couple Name Game! You already know some of them. Bennifer, TomKat, or Brangelina. Each new one stupider and more cringe-worthy than the last. The one that really makes me sick is Bennifer 2.0, the name coined by gossip mags for Ben Affleck and his new Jennifer, Jennifer Garner. Ridiculous, right? Yup. Well, now you can get in on the action.
While way too caffeinated the other afternoon, I came up with a list of my own. (Yes, I’m ashamed of myself.) Here we go:
- Demi Moore + Ashton Kutcher = Ashi
- Spencer Pratt + Heidi Montag = Speidi
- Reece Witherspoon + Jake Gyllenhaal = Jakerspoon
- Jennifer Aniston + John Mayer = Maniston
- Samantha Ronson + Linsey Lohan = Rohan
- Fergie + Josh Duhamel = Dugie (Thanks, Rox!)
So, you get the idea. I’m sure you can do a better job than me. What are yours? Hit me up! Anyone have a good one for Madonna and Guy Ritchie? Or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker? Leave a comment and stun us with your wit and celebrity couple knowledge, you cool cat, you.
*photo by mirka23.
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6 responses so far ↓
1 Lindsey // Aug 11, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Top 5 or F-Marry-Kill or whatever. Something you can play over cocktails [...]
I love that game. A few years ago I’d DVR the soap opera Passions during the day and have an over the phone drinking game with my girl friend in the evening after work. Each time one of the characters would say something like “my bastard child belongs to my brother” or something equally perverted we’d take a shot of Stoli.
Anyway, I’ve got nothing for these couples.
Sounds like a scream, regardless.
2 Kendra // Aug 12, 2008 at 10:00 am
Ha! Passions! That is so funny. Remember the witch and the doll, Timmy that would come to life and do her evil bidding? I almost got in a wreck once b/c I saw Timmy walking down the street. Hysterical…
3 Lindsey // Aug 12, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I loved Timmy. . . Timmy and his Princess, heh. That must’ve been some celeb sighting!
I especially loved when he and Julian Crane somehow became friends. Or when the Bennet family’s house got sucked into Hell. That show sure was something
crazyspecial.4 Zoey // Aug 12, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Madonna and Guy Ritchie = Michie and now looking like it’s gonna be “Bitchie”
Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker= Barker or now “Broker”
5 Zoey // Aug 13, 2008 at 11:54 pm
My brain works non-stop.
So obviously you have Madguy and Mad-Guy Richie works perfectly.
On the other one you can go with Marker or Marahbessicapoderick (translates to “married basically to be rich” - said with a mouthful)
6 Zoey // Aug 13, 2008 at 11:57 pm
…”Marker” as in grave marker.
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