As you know by now, our one and only beloved Mulder has entered rehab for sex addiction of all things. For some reason, he felt the need to announce this to the world. In a statement to US Magazine, Duchovny said that he voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction and asked for respect and privacy as him and his family dealt with the situation. Wikipedia describes sex addicts as people who, possibly out of fear of any truly intimate relationship, repeatedly and compulsively try to connect with others through highly impersonal intimate behaviors such as masturbation, empty affairs, frequent visits to prostitutes and voyeurism.

FOX News, more specifically columnist Roger Friedman, decided to way in on Duchovny’s announcement.

When Duchovny is done with the rehab, I’m also told that he and Tea and their kids will complete their move to Manhattan’s Upper East Side from Hollywood. They will be very welcome here, as Tea is much in demand work-wise. Duchovny will have more “Californication” and plenty of offers. New York doesn’t solve all your problems, but it’s a much more realistic place to live than Los Angeles.

Roger, those are fighting words. I don’t know what to say, except I might have to take this with a grain of salt. This is after all, coming from a guy who blamed the re-scheduling of the newest Harry Potter installment to 2009 on Daniel Radcliffe’s appearance in the Broadway play “Equus,” which contains (gasp!) some nudity.

For the movie to open on Nov. 21, Friedman said, Radcliffe would have to do publicity entailing answering questions about blinding horses and having sex with them vs. flying around and making potions.

Oh brother.

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