Kendra is a Pisces, year of the Rabbit. She is a YogaWorks-certified yoga instructor and a published writer. She would also like you to know that she is an EZ-Lube VIP and that she gives change to homeless people more often than not.
In case you missed this on Ellen, here’s a glimpse into Ellen and Portia’s Wedding day. Grab a box of kleenex; this totally made me cry. It’s very moving and really makes you proud to be a Californian. Go California! Yay us! Yay Ellen and Portia!
Our readers have spoken. The hottest dude over 50 was Han Solo himself, Harrison Ford. But, who is the hottest actress over 50? It’s hard to believe that some of these dames were around for Watergate, they still look so amazing! What do you think?
Pam Anderson clearly states her opinion of Sarah Palin. When Pam was asked what she thought of the photo of Governor Palin, an avid hunter, with an animal pelt (a bear) draped over a couch behind her, Pamela eloquently said, “I can’t stand her. She can suck it!” Click here to see the video. Ha, Pam Anderson. Ha ha.
Kanye West was arrested in, where else, the airport. That is, of course, the place to get busted if you’re a celebrity. But, no Kanye wasn’t packing heat or hiding illegal drugs. He allegedly attacked a photographer who was trying to get a shot of him. Actually, I don’t even need to say “allegedly” because TMZ got it all on tape. Dude. When good ole’ Kanye saw the TMZ guy filming, he rushed at him and yelled, “Gimme that f**king tape!” Whoa. Scary chipmunk coming at ya!
I’ve figured out why this season of Project Runway is a snore. There was not one Pisces contestant on screen this entire time. Not one! Wow. The producers really should’ve thought this through at casting. How can you have a hit show about something creative like design without casting at least one fish? Come on! Head to any art school or theatre department in this country in March and it’s one big birthday party.
Yes, folks, this week’s episode was all about astrology. Yay! Straight off, Heidi says there are some “special guests”, who turn out to be this season’s eliminated designers in their full glory. Terri might not miss Stella but she won’t get a chance because there Stella is again, on the runway with Keith, Emily and all the rest of the contestants that have already bitten the fashion dust this season. Each of our still-competing designers will be paired with an eliminated contestant. Together, they will create an avant garde look inspired by the astrological sign of one member of the team. Great challenge idea. Would’ve have been even greater if they weren’t all Sagittarius.
Posh upgrades her do. She chopped off the angled alien bob and was photographed sporting a much chicer pixie cut at the Marc Jacobs show in NYC last night. Mrs. Beckham looks hot, man! And, not in a plastic creepy way but in a real-live-girl-with-a-pulse way! Who knew she was actually pretty under all that hair and bronzer and those sunglasses?
Minnie Driver gives birth to a bouncing baby boy! Henry Story Driver, weighing in at 9 lbs., 12 oz., was born Friday here in Los Angeles. Minnie is keeping quiet about the identity of her baby daddy. She revealed that he is English and “sort of in the same business,” to the U.K.’s Independent in May. Wow, Minnie. So mysterious. Hmmm. English and in the same business? 10 bucks it’s Mr. Bean!
Wow, this one really pains me to write. I’ve always “liked” Kate Hudson, as much as you can like someone you’ve never met before. Perhaps I was smitten by the cool combo of her character from Almost Famous and the fact that she was married to the lead singer of one of my favorite bands from back in the day (The Black Crowes).
Plus, let’s face it, she’s adorable and the chic knows how to dress. If I could pick a celebrity closet to raid, it would be hers for sure. But, the blogs are all blowing up about her allegedly being rude to everyone and freaking out this past weekend at a party for Rachel Zoe in NYC. This isn’t the first incident I’ve read about where she seemed like an obnoxious biatch. Here’s what happened, according to the New York Post. Read it and you can judge for yourself:
The VMA’s, hosted by Russel Brand, dominated TV last night, broadcasted live from Paramount Studios here in Hollywood. Britney even did a little skit with Jonah Hill and she didn’t even mess up! So, the answer to your question is yes, Britney! They still want a piece of you! Brit Brit opened the show looking as hot as ever in a little silver dress and won 3 awards for “Piece of Me”, her latest, Aw-shucks-I’m-famous-don’t-mess-with-me anthem.
Is it just me or do they announce all the cool groups that won awards early (Death Cab for Cutie, Erykah Badu) and then save the lame ones for the big show? Oops, did I just type that out loud? There were live performances by Christina Aguilera, Kid Rock, Lil’ Wayne, Rhianna and Kanye West, along with a few others. Anyhoo, here’s your winners for this year. Yes, I’m serious. No, that win for The Pussycat Dolls is not a typo.
Yeah, yeah, Oprah is the Queen. But, Ty Ty made more dough last year. Ellen just got hitched. And, Jon Stewart is just so cool. Who would you rather sit down with?
This has nothing to do with Whack-A-Mole. I just really wanted to type that. Things are slow this week, folks. But, here’s what’s a happening:
Beyonce is over being a pop star. Uh-huh. I’m over oxygen. And coffee. Yeah, right! Beyonce told Marie Claire UK, “There is a time limit on being a pop star, yes. Being a legend, an icon? Absolutely not. I’m over being a pop star. I don’t wanna be a hot girl. I wanna be iconic. And I feel like I’ve accomplished a lot. I feel like I’m highly respected, which is more important than any award or any amount of records. And I feel like there comes a point when being a pop star is not enough.” Nah, girl. You did not just say that to a reporter! That’s the stuff you say to Jay in the limo after you’ve had too many white wine spritzers. People can’t afford the gas it takes to get to their jobs at Burger King. Saying that being a pop star is “not enough” loud enough for people to hear you is just obnoxious.
It’s official. She’s doing it again. Yeah, Brit Brit’s opening the VMA’s. “MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?” Britney said in an official statement released to the media. “I’m excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated.”
Project Runway started off this week with Suede’s revelation that there are only four measly guys left. Color me shocked. They’ll all go home eventually but for now, they’re keeping some around for entertainment’s sake. Otherwise, we’d all fall asleep this season. Let’s face it, there’s no Christian or Chris March or hell, even Sweet Pea to keep us watching so we’ll settle for third-person mumblings from Suede and Blayne’s flippant claims about wanting to marry Mary-Kate Olsen. (Don’t they look alike? Blayne’s the third Olsen!) It’s not awesomely crazy like last season but, hey, we’ll take it.