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The World’s First Weed ATM at Your Service! - In Los Angeles.

January 24th, 2008 Written by: Mali· No Comments

weed atmWell for all you stoners out there it’s finally here! Your dream come true! The world’s first weed ATM! Well actually, AVM’s: Anytime-Vending-Machines.

This AVM is available 24/7, is fully secured in it’s own room, has two dispensaries, and full-time security for your protection. You must have a doctor’s consultation and prescription to use the machine. Once you do, go to the AVM, get you prescription approved, fingerprints taken, and get your prepaid credit card ready to use the machine. Then once you’ve done that, you can go to the AVM at anytime and get your vacuum-sealed weed! You are allowed up to 1 ounce a week.

The machine will be up and running this coming Monday. Wouldn’t it be awesome to be the first person to use the world’s first automated weed dispenser? What a thing to tell your grandkids!

Future plans include machine-vended pharmaceuticals like Vicodin, Viagra, and Propecia

Melrose Quality Pain Relief,
4906 Melrose Ave, Mid-Wilshire. (map)
323-957-7777.

Open 24/7

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  • 1 blah // Jan 24, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    First ever or first in the U.S.?

  • 2 bv // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    this has to be a joke, right?

  • 3 the bonger // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    there is already a marijuana vending machine located in another club in studio city

    this is still cool as shit

  • 4 RastaMan // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Yu dun kno seh rastaman ah di first inna dah line deh!!!!

  • 5 morgans gay // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    morgans gay

  • 6 Purple Haze // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    An OUNCE a week? You would smoke yourself retarded.

  • 7 Myke // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Aw shizzle. I saw you on Digg.

    Cityzine is my favorite site

  • 8 oilslug // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    im sorry but… blowtorch??

  • 9 JoeDoe // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    people are gonna get ROBBED.

  • 10 Proper Word Choice // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    why did you use the term ATM IN THE HEADLINE just to qualify it in the first paragraph? tsk tsk

  • 11 Drew // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    This is very real. Dispensary’s have been in California for a long time now, and the idea has been floating around for some time. However it is amazing it’s finally here. I love LA!

  • 12 jesus // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    God damn…I hate LA.

  • 13 gavin // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    note to self: forge doctors note

  • 14 Jeff Barrick // Jan 24, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Yeah, Cityzine knows how to blow it up yo.

  • 15 lil wayne // Jan 24, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    i be stuntin all over that machine this monday

  • 16 Scott Marsh // Jan 24, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    “The machine will be up and running this coming Monday. Wouldn’t it be awesome to be the first person to use the world’s first automated weed dispenser? What a thing to tell your grandkids!”

    This machine is supposed to be for people who need marijuana to help with a what is usually serious ailment like cancer. Given that fact, I would not like to be the first person to use this machine and would prefer to buy weed else where any day.

    And if I did need to use this machine I would consider myself lucky if I had the opportunity to tell my grandkids about it in person.

  • 17 bahaha // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    this is the funniest thing that i’ve read all week.

    by the way, folks…if you think an ounce in a -week- is too much? you either can’t afford a blunt or you probably can’t handle your dope anyway. sorry, truth hurts though.

  • 18 Jeff // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    Glad you guys picked up the story, but would’a been nice to see at least the picture credited:

    http://www.thrillist.com/archives/2008/01/worlds_first_weed_atm_la_los_angeles_gadgets_midwilshire.html

    Thanks for reading!
    Jeff

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  • 20 William Barnes // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Jeff,

    Sorry about that, we got the story and the picture from a tip, which didn’t have any info in it. I have updated the post with a link to thrillist and left your link in the comment.

    William

  • 21 Offended. // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    “The machine will be up and running this coming Monday. Wouldn’t it be awesome to be the first person to use the world’s first automated weed dispenser? What a thing to tell your grandkids!”

    What a dumb statement, it is people like you that shouldn’t be allowed to write articles like this.
    As Scott Marsh said, this is for people who are sick.
    A non-critical condition medical patient would never use this machine, they would much rather see a selection of different strains and types of THC, only in an emergency would this be used by a regular smoker who has no serious ailments.
    unless they are idiots, like the person who wrote this article.
    If you must continue to post articles about this sort of thing, please do your research, and stop making medical weed users look like a bunch of immature teenage pot smokers who think smoking pot makes them cool.
    If I was to ever use this machine, my condition will have made sure I won’t ever meet my grandkids.

  • 22 Anon. // Jan 24, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    @ Purple Haze:

    an ounce a week would make you retarded? You don’t deserve your nick! I’ve done that in three days!!

  • 23 anon // Jan 24, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    (1) there are no “prescriptions” for marijuana in california, only recomendations, which are protected under state law.
    (2) with all of the dispenseries I’ve been to throughout the state, I have NEVER had to be fingerprinted.
    (3) what’s the point of an automated dispensery when you still need people there for security…

  • 24 smokegirl // Jan 24, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    haha, that’s pretty cool.

    And I can smoke an ounce easily in about 4-5 days.

  • 25 William Barnes // Jan 24, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Scott Marsh, why dont you lighten the fuck up.

    “This machine is supposed to be for people who need marijuana to help with a what is usually serious ailment like cancer.” NO - this machine is suppose to dispense marijuana to people that have a medical marijuana card given to them by a MD. You can get a card for lots of reason, plenty of them are not life threatening diseases, christ insomnia or panic attacks are hardly going to stop you seeing your grand kids. Where the hell do you get the information that this machine is for people with serious aliments.

    Offended - why dont you go play with the traffic

    “this is for people who are sick.” - Wrong, this is for people with a card, a MD decides why they get a card, and it doesn’t have to because you are sick.

    “A non-critical condition medical patient would never use this machine, they would much rather see a selection of different strains and types of THC, only in an emergency would this be used by a regular smoker who has no serious ailments.” -

    Prey, tell me how you have managed to not only predict the future but speak for ever non-critical medical patient?

    “unless they are idiots, like the person who wrote this article.” - Fantastic, so if you are a non-critical patient, e.g. insomnia, panic attacks et al and you use this machine, that makes you an idiot!

    You both win a trip on the failboat!

    http://jj.am/gallery/v/Macros/Failboat.jpg.html

  • 26 whyhate // Jan 24, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    This is getting out of control…

    This will basically enable anyone to get high quality strains of of marijuana

    I predict an epidemic of … happy

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  • 28 Barak NoBomba // Jan 24, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Damn, I gots confused and rolled the $100 bill I withdrew from my bank ATM and smoked the motherfucker

  • 29 Mali Elfman // Jan 24, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Dear Offended,
    1. Lighten up - are you aware of a thing called sarcasm or humor? Or is that too much for you to handle? Obviously that statement was made with a bit of jest.
    2. If you think this is only for cancer patients you’re a complete idiot. Most people carrying recommendations have eating problems, sleeping problems, or just don’t want to bother with smoking something illegal when it can be legal.
    3. This machine has all the options a store has, and a person who is using the stores to buy weed could just as easily use this machine. In fact for a nervous buyer of any age or condition this may be preferable. In fact cancer patients have nothing to hide, it’s all those touch and go recommendations that would want to keep the transaction as private and personal as possible. Has nothing to do with if they have cancer or not.
    4. I am far from a stoner. BUT I have done my research and although it is used for cancer patients and the seriously ill, it is also used for MANY other things. So I say to you ignorant man, DO YOUR RESEARCH. Who said anything about immature teenagers? These are well respected, hard working adults, looking for something that they have full right to have access to. I think you might be projecting a bit.
    5. I would be willing to bet that if you showed up Monday morning the people you see in line will NOT be near the edge cancer patients, but quite the opposite.

    So, lighten up, don’t say mean things because your computer can protect you and as William said…take a ride on the “fail boat”

  • 30 sandy vagina // Jan 24, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    yup studio has had one for atleast 6 months. its a toy

  • 31 Evan // Jan 25, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Damn thats the coolest thing I have seen in years!
    Selasie I

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  • 33 kittencup // Jan 25, 2008 at 3:36 am

    lol….this is all over myspace now. way to go.i know an entire student body population who just booked a flight to LA!

  • 34 Dcrad // Jan 25, 2008 at 5:29 am

    Oh thats cool, kinda makes me wish I lived in the states now. Shame they will never having anything like that over here in the UK.

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  • 36 ohyeah // Jan 25, 2008 at 6:56 am

    serious med users grow their own, these clubs aren’t very “compassionate” when you see the prices they charge.

  • 37 JohnnyFACEHEAD // Jan 25, 2008 at 6:59 am

    OMG, I CAN SMOKE MORE THAN 1 OZ IN A WEEK, THAT MUST MEAN IM THE BEST

    *and the crowd goes wild*

  • 38 Dave // Jan 25, 2008 at 7:23 am

    I guess only pot smokers would be stupid enough to purchase anything where you had to give your fingerprints. Ghestopo anyone?

    As for forging doctor’s signature, do you really think that the machine tries to read analog signatures? It probably reads a bar code or does OCR on a prescription number and then looks up the prescription in a remote database.

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  • 40 Shwagless // Jan 25, 2008 at 9:38 am

    All of you that say you can smoke an ounce in 2-5 days are probably smoking regs!

  • 41 Nothingto Seehere // Jan 25, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    HEHEHE The DEA will have a great time dragging it out of the building. I iwll bring some popcorn and watch the show. Good Times!

  • 42 Ganga Goddess // Jan 25, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    That’s so awesome!!
    Offended- I’m a teenager, and i don’t smoke pot to be cool. With hippie parents from S.F. in the sixties, it kinda runs in the family. Just smoke a couple bowls and chill out.

  • 43 michelle // Jan 25, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Dave is just a genius. whoa.

  • 44 Michael // Jan 25, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    this could be the beginning of the end of civilization…

  • 45 jennifer // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:58 am

    fuck the pot…could probably get it cheaper from the white boys around the corner…im waitn’ on that vicodin machaine baby.

    but should put the pot machines right out side KFC cause as we say down here in texas…” NOTHING GOES BETTER WITH POT THEN A BIG ASS BUCKET OF CHICKEN”

  • 46 lol // Jan 26, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    Purple Haze - an ounce a week won’t make you smoke yourself retarded… lightweight.

    This is a start, they should just hurry up and legalize it.

  • 47 Smoke dat weed // Jan 26, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Are fingerprints required?

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  • 50 ME // Jan 30, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Looks like they found a way to make money on the stuff the legal way to me.

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  • 53 blazabob // Feb 18, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Offended is a big bitch nobody likes people like you get a life

  • 54 Cee Baby // Feb 18, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    I can smoke 2 oz’s or more in a week.I have smoked 20 grams in one night alone and it was very good weed.

  • 55 crackhead // Feb 26, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    if it takes 5 minutes to load a bowl and smoke it, all you that smoke an ounce a week are burning daylight. . .and for that reason pot will stay illegal. . .if you have a “high tolerance”, thats prolly a worse condition that what the “drug” is used for. . .
    let someone else have a chance to relax
    I can hold my breath for 1000 years looking for alcapulco gold in davey jones’ locker. . .show some self control and respect for humanity sake, you good for $50 an 8th braggers

  • 56 rakia ousseni // Mar 12, 2008 at 8:01 am

    i search a family who live in los angeles. i’m 17 .thanks help me

  • 57 McFly // Mar 23, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    It’s so nice to hear other people smoking as much as I do. I smoke about an ounce a week and I thought I was WAYYYYY out of control!

    Smoke em if you got em!

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