Our readers have spoken.  The hottest dude over 50 was Han Solo himself, Harrison Ford.  But, who is the hottest actress over 50?  It’s hard to believe that some of these dames were around for Watergate, they still look so amazing!  What do you think?

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• Posh upgrades her do.  She chopped off the angled alien bob and was photographed sporting a much chicer pixie cut at the Marc Jacobs show in NYC last night.  Mrs. Beckham looks hot, man!  And, not in a plastic creepy way but in a real-live-girl-with-a-pulse way!  Who knew she was actually pretty under all that hair and bronzer and those sunglasses?
• Minnie Driver gives birth to a bouncing baby boy! Henry Story Driver, weighing in at 9 lbs., 12 oz., was born Friday here in Los Angeles. Minnie is keeping quiet about the identity of her baby daddy.  She revealed that he is English and “sort of in the same business,” to the U.K.’s Independent in May.  Wow, Minnie.  So mysterious.  Hmmm.  English and in the same business? 10 bucks it’s Mr. Bean!

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Yeah, yeah, Oprah is the Queen.  But, Ty Ty made more dough last year.  Ellen just got hitched.  And, Jon Stewart is just so cool.  Who would you rather sit down with?

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• Jessica Simpson has a secret nickname for Tony Romo.  If you just ate, skip to the next story. Unless you want to puke.  (Hey, you never know.)  Jessica calls Tony “FBD - Future Baby Daddy” when she’s talking about him to friends.  “She knows he’s not ready to get that serious, so she’s playing it cool,” says a friend. “Tony doesn’t know, of course.”  He probably will now.  Surely someone will hear about it and clue him in.  Maybe homeboy will start focusing on what he needs to focus on right now, which is winning a Super Bowl for me.  Oh, and for all the other Dallas Cowboys fans out there.  Them too.
• Josh Hartnett gets caught on tape having sex in a library.  No, the girl wasn’t a librarian.  Yeah, that’s what I was hoping for too but unfortunately she was just some normal hot chic.  According to The Daily Mirror, the library at the Soho hotel he was staying at was loaded with CCTV cameras that caught all of Josh’s moves as he and the girl threw down amongst the stacks.  “Josh didn’t seem bothered that the library wasn’t locked and anyone could just burst in. He just kind of went for it.  After the event, someone had a quiet word in Josh’s ear and he was asked to take his personal business elsewhere in future,” a witness reported.  Doh!

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Which Hollywood member of AARP is also the hottest? Just because they qualify for Senior discounts at the movie theater doesn’t mean these box office stars are any less sizzlin’!

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• NY Magazine asked Diddy what sport he would win gold in; his answer will surprise you. Just kidding. He said, “Who could have sex the longest. I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious.” Oh, Diddy, you never disappoint. This is better than when he described in detail exactly how he grooms his privates. That boy is just so self-conscious.  And shy.
• Britney sits down with OK Magazine for a real live interview, y’all! It’s been a year since Britney ran away from an interview by the same magazine but this year she lasted the whole interview, with her dad, Jaime, by her side. She talks about her career, her kids and her little sister. “I was shocked a little bit,” says Brit. “She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.” Well, I guess that explains everything. She was mind-boggled. That issue of OK hits newsstands tomorrow. You should get it and read it while you’re on the elliptical machine at your gym. That’s the only socially acceptable place to read OK Magazine. Plus, you burn calories.

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• NY Magazine asked Diddy what sport he would win gold in; his answer will surprise you. Just kidding. He said, “Who could have sex the longest. I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious.” Oh, Diddy, you never disappoint. This is better than when he described in detail exactly how he grooms his privates. That boy is just so self-conscious.  And shy.
• Britney sits down with OK Magazine for a real live interview, y’all! It’s been a year since Britney ran away from an interview by the same magazine but this year she lasted the whole interview, with her dad, Jaime, by her side. She talks about her career, her kids and her little sister. “I was shocked a little bit,” says Brit. “She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.” Well, I guess that explains everything. She was mind-boggled. That issue of OK hits newsstands tomorrow. You should get it and read it while you’re on the elliptical machine at your gym. That’s the only socially acceptable place to read OK Magazine. Plus, you burn calories.

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…..

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Feel free to leave me a comment and tell me who you think I’ve forgotten!

*photo by josh mcconnell.

Last week the ladies had their turn. Angelina won in a landslide. Can her other half win a hot contest against the finest guys in Tinseltown? What do you think? Who’s hot? Yeah, I know it’s silly but sometimes you just need a little good old fashioned superficiality! Don’t like my answers? Leave a comment and tell me who makes you drool.

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• Dawn Weiner is engaged to a chic. Weinerdog, also known as Heather Matarazzo, (the break out star of 1995’s “Welcome to the Dollhouse) is engaged to her girlfriend of a year, Carolyn Murphy. Apparantly they proposed to each other. Weiner’s PR person said, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her.” She probably just asked her if she wanted to join the Special People’s Club! Awwww!  Weinerdog, congratulations!
• Sharon Osbourne disses Paris for a lack of talent. “She has no talent!” Mrs. Ozzie told Parade.com. “I’m sure Paris would tell you that herself.” I seriously doubt Paris would cop to that herself. She totally thinks she’s got talent. Why else would she have made that sex tape?

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• Dawn Weiner is engaged to a chic. Weinerdog, also known as Heather Matarazzo, (the break out star of 1995’s “Welcome to the Dollhouse) is engaged to her girlfriend of a year, Carolyn Murphy. Apparantly they proposed to each other. Weiner’s PR person said, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her.” She probably just asked her if she wanted to join the Special People’s Club! Awwww!  Weinerdog, congratulations!
• Sharon Osbourne disses Paris for a lack of talent. “She has no talent!” Mrs. Ozzie told Parade.com. “I’m sure Paris would tell you that herself.” I seriously doubt Paris would cop to that herself. She totally thinks she’s got talent. Why else would she have made that sex tape?

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Let’s talk old-fashioned, honest-to-goodness hotness here, people. Who do you think is hot? You know, movie star hot!

Vote for one of my picks or write in your own.

Hollah.

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