In case you missed this on Ellen, here’s a glimpse into Ellen and Portia’s Wedding day. Grab a box of kleenex; this totally made me cry. It’s very moving and really makes you proud to be a Californian. Go California! Yay us! Yay Ellen and Portia!
Our readers have spoken. The hottest dude over 50 was Han Solo himself, Harrison Ford. But, who is the hottest actress over 50? It’s hard to believe that some of these dames were around for Watergate, they still look so amazing! What do you think?
Pam Anderson clearly states her opinion of Sarah Palin. When Pam was asked what she thought of the photo of Governor Palin, an avid hunter, with an animal pelt (a bear) draped over a couch behind her, Pamela eloquently said, “I can’t stand her. She can suck it!” Click here to see the video. Ha, Pam Anderson. Ha ha.
Kanye West was arrested in, where else, the airport. That is, of course, the place to get busted if you’re a celebrity. But, no Kanye wasn’t packing heat or hiding illegal drugs. He allegedly attacked a photographer who was trying to get a shot of him. Actually, I don’t even need to say “allegedly” because TMZ got it all on tape. Dude. When good ole’ Kanye saw the TMZ guy filming, he rushed at him and yelled, “Gimme that f**king tape!” Whoa. Scary chipmunk coming at ya!
Posh upgrades her do. She chopped off the angled alien bob and was photographed sporting a much chicer pixie cut at the Marc Jacobs show in NYC last night. Mrs. Beckham looks hot, man! And, not in a plastic creepy way but in a real-live-girl-with-a-pulse way! Who knew she was actually pretty under all that hair and bronzer and those sunglasses?
Minnie Driver gives birth to a bouncing baby boy! Henry Story Driver, weighing in at 9 lbs., 12 oz., was born Friday here in Los Angeles. Minnie is keeping quiet about the identity of her baby daddy. She revealed that he is English and “sort of in the same business,” to the U.K.’s Independent in May. Wow, Minnie. So mysterious. Hmmm. English and in the same business? 10 bucks it’s Mr. Bean!
Wow, this one really pains me to write. I’ve always “liked” Kate Hudson, as much as you can like someone you’ve never met before. Perhaps I was smitten by the cool combo of her character from Almost Famous and the fact that she was married to the lead singer of one of my favorite bands from back in the day (The Black Crowes).
Plus, let’s face it, she’s adorable and the chic knows how to dress. If I could pick a celebrity closet to raid, it would be hers for sure. But, the blogs are all blowing up about her allegedly being rude to everyone and freaking out this past weekend at a party for Rachel Zoe in NYC. This isn’t the first incident I’ve read about where she seemed like an obnoxious biatch. Here’s what happened, according to the New York Post. Read it and you can judge for yourself:
Yeah, yeah, Oprah is the Queen. But, Ty Ty made more dough last year. Ellen just got hitched. And, Jon Stewart is just so cool. Who would you rather sit down with?
This has nothing to do with Whack-A-Mole. I just really wanted to type that. Things are slow this week, folks. But, here’s what’s a happening:
Beyonce is over being a pop star. Uh-huh. I’m over oxygen. And coffee. Yeah, right! Beyonce told Marie Claire UK, “There is a time limit on being a pop star, yes. Being a legend, an icon? Absolutely not. I’m over being a pop star. I don’t wanna be a hot girl. I wanna be iconic. And I feel like I’ve accomplished a lot. I feel like I’m highly respected, which is more important than any award or any amount of records. And I feel like there comes a point when being a pop star is not enough.” Nah, girl. You did not just say that to a reporter! That’s the stuff you say to Jay in the limo after you’ve had too many white wine spritzers. People can’t afford the gas it takes to get to their jobs at Burger King. Saying that being a pop star is “not enough” loud enough for people to hear you is just obnoxious.
It’s official. She’s doing it again. Yeah, Brit Brit’s opening the VMA’s. “MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?” Britney said in an official statement released to the media. “I’m excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated.”
Jessica Simpson has a secret nickname for Tony Romo. If you just ate, skip to the next story. Unless you want to puke. (Hey, you never know.) Jessica calls Tony “FBD - Future Baby Daddy” when she’s talking about him to friends. “She knows he’s not ready to get that serious, so she’s playing it cool,” says a friend. “Tony doesn’t know, of course.” He probably will now. Surely someone will hear about it and clue him in. Maybe homeboy will start focusing on what he needs to focus on right now, which is winning a Super Bowl for me. Oh, and for all the other Dallas Cowboys fans out there. Them too.
Josh Hartnett gets caught on tape having sex in a library. No, the girl wasn’t a librarian. Yeah, that’s what I was hoping for too but unfortunately she was just some normal hot chic. According to The Daily Mirror, the library at the Soho hotel he was staying at was loaded with CCTV cameras that caught all of Josh’s moves as he and the girl threw down amongst the stacks. “Josh didn’t seem bothered that the library wasn’t locked and anyone could just burst in. He just kind of went for it. After the event, someone had a quiet word in Josh’s ear and he was asked to take his personal business elsewhere in future,” a witness reported. Doh!
This is just too good to be true. Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson are reportedly dating. Maybe Pam spent Labor Day weekend watching 80 hours of 80’s videos on VH1, like I did. That’s enough to cloud any person’s judgement and to make you nostalgic for the Michael Jackson of yesteryear. You know, the one with light-up footsteps and cool dance moves. The one who could soothe gangsters with a mere pelvic thrust, eliminating the need for a violent brawl and making the gang members from Central Casting just want to dance! Yeah, that guy. He’s crush-worthy, right?
David Duchovney, star of Showtime’s Californication, checked himself into rehab for sex addiction. “I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” he said in a statement. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.” Because of his character on Californication, there’s been speculation that he’s pulling an Eva Mendes (researching his role) but I don’t know. I hope he gets the help he needs, if he needs it.
Our readers have spoken. The hottest dude over 50 was Han Solo himself, Harrison Ford. But, who is the hottest actress over 50? It’s hard to believe that some of these dames were around for Watergate, they still look so amazing! What do you think?
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Wow, this one really pains me to write. I’ve always “liked” Kate Hudson, as much as you can like someone you’ve never met before. Perhaps I was smitten by the cool combo of her character from Almost Famous and the fact that she was married to the lead singer of one of my favorite bands from back in the day (The Black Crowes).
Yeah, yeah, Oprah is the Queen. But, Ty Ty made more dough last year. Ellen just got hitched. And, Jon Stewart is just so cool. Who would you rather sit down with?
This is just too good to be true. Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson are reportedly dating. Maybe Pam spent Labor Day weekend watching 80 hours of 80’s videos on VH1, like I did. That’s enough to cloud any person’s judgement and to make you nostalgic for the Michael Jackson of yesteryear. You know, the one with light-up footsteps and cool dance moves. The one who could soothe gangsters with a mere pelvic thrust, eliminating the need for a violent brawl and making the gang members from Central Casting just want to dance! Yeah, that guy. He’s crush-worthy, right?
