My favorite part of America’s Funniest Home Videos is always the dog stuff. I’ve also, on more than one occasion, found myself crashed out on the couch watching some type of dog competition. I’ll admit that this is embarrassing and slightly disturbing but I’ve just decided to roll with it. The natural progression of my dog-TV habit seems to be the new show on CBS, The Greatest American Dog. I just might be Tivo-ing this thing. Maybe you should too.

Here’s how the website describes this bundle of awesomeness:

Twelve extraordinary teams of dogs and owners from across the nation from “pageant dogs” to those simply trained at home, will live together and compete against each other in challenges that put the owners’ ability to train their dogs to the test. Each week, the judges will eliminate one dog and their owner. The last remaining team will walk away with a $250,000 cash prize and the title of GREATEST AMERICAN DOG.

Distinguished canine critics Wendy Diamond, Allan Reznik and Victoria Stilwell are the three judges with Jarod Miller hosting.

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Reality round is slowing down little-buckaroo’s, but this week in RR I’ll do a little bit of info on Big Brother 10, and me. Then I will ride off into the sunset for a few weeks, only to reemerge with the last slate of summer reality shows, when the reality returns like the Swans at Capistrano…so will TeeSmith.

I was a BIG BROTHER 10 Semi-Finalist…no shit! Yep, I can talk about it now because in the FINALS they chose 30 other A-holes to put in the fish bowl, maybe I was lucky, but you that know would relish in me Tee’ing off of some people with a national TV audience. I went to an open call of 1,000’s and against over 50,000 applicant’s I advance to a small pool of about 60, was brought into a secret bunker far beneath Universal city, and signed NDA’s and was painstakingly interview. I rocked that shit; I even lead by saying….

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Yeeeee-Hawwwwwww kiddos!

The reality round up is here again, and even through the reality shows of summer are slowing down a few strong one’s remain, like HELL’S KITCHEN (love it), AMERICA’S GOT TALENT, and I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAMESHOW. There are also a few yet to come, the late bloomers will premiere in the next couple of weeks like GREATEST AMERICAN DOG, BIG BROTHER X (10), JINGLES, and CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD. Now, I have to admit I love HELL’S KITCHEN and I think the star, chef GORDON RAMSEY, is a lovable dickhead from England even if he curses and throws stuff and the contestants. In FOX’S hit cooking-reality show, chef Gordon Ramsey is a drill sergeant type of chef screaming at the contestants’, a.k.a: Oafs, losers, A-holes, as he struggles to make a quality product…and good television. He also tried to please “swank” diners with a meal that doesn’t suck, or taste like ash. This year’s contestants were obnoxious moms for Jersey, and more than one fat-disgusting person that I wouldn’t want in the same room as my food, but under Ramsey’s supervision I would try the meal. The show is nearing its end and the competition is heating up, but still worth checking out, if you like food, restaurants, incompetent fat people or mean British A-holes.

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If you happened to be watching TV from 1976-78, it was hard to miss the most original and crazy talent show ever to hit the tube. Yes, I’m speaking of The Gong Show.

Famous for showcasing zany acts of all kinds including jugglers, comics, singers impersonators, and everything in between; The Gong Show was without a doubt, responsible for launching all the current Talent shows seen today. The hilarious, if not downright strange creator and host of the show Chuck Barris, was also responsible for such landmark TV shows as The Dating Game and The Newlywed game. The premise of the show was simple. A panel of three celebrity judges sat in front of a large gong, if you kept them and the audience entertained long enough you made it through and got scored, if not, you got the Gong! The winner of each show was awarded a cash prize of $516.32.

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After a weekend spent beating the heat by exhausting your DVD collection in the air conditioned wonderland of the great indoors, you’re in need of TV more than ever.

You can no longer turn to your movie shelf to get you through the weeknights. A heat wave will do that. Take us to the reaches of our DVD collection in attempt to keep cool yet entertained. Much like a rainy day, a torrid bout of sun-soaked weather is enough to send us to our couches, wanting nothing more than to lay low and avoid the horrors of extreme weather.

When this happens during the TV season, it’s no big deal. We know a fresh batch of shows awaits us after we’ve eaten through all the movies in our entertainment arsenal. No such luck in the summertime, there’s still TV, but it’s just so hard to find anything new, let alone anything new and good. Luckily for you, my heatstroked friend, there’s a guide below to get you through the week.

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You may have survived the first week of summer TV season unscathed, but there’s still a long way to go, and with the Lakers collapse of last Thursday you may have lost all hope.

Don’t despair mon frere, it may seem tough to find the jewels in this sea of summer re-runs, but luckily, you’ve found a guide to lead you to the summer TV gems. So if you’ve managed to shock yourself back into reality after the Lakers’ stupefying loss of the previous week, be sure to check out some of the best bets listed below.

Tuesday

With a win on Sunday, Tuesday remains Lakers night. See if they can survive game 6 in Boston and take the series to the greatest thing in sports: Game 7.

If you’re not into sports, AFI offers its annual summertime list treat for movie fans. This year, they’re offering up “Ten Top Tens” with the ten best Westerns, Sci-Fi movies and eight other categories. The special runs from 8-11 on CBS.

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There are new rumors practically every day about who will star in the next season of Dancing with the Stars. I’ve heard everything from Prince to Jodie Sweetin from Full House.

So, what do you think? Vote or leave us a comment and tell us who it should be.

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*photo by nanas via flickr.

The city of Angels; The city of Dreams; the city of the damned, or perhaps both of them with a dash of city of lost children, as so many people in LA are creative’s struggling to realize their dreams, their destiny. With the recession choking us all to death like the pollution looming overhead or the storm of bullets leaving fourteen dead over the weekend - from June sixth, to the ninth – maybe life in LA for most is the equivalent to a tornado. A social shit-storm slowing killing everyone below a determined income level, as just the realization that our lives are lived, reduced to being lived, for the mighty dollar. Sadly, many people are falling prey to Reality and going on these shows, many of the shows are cast in L.A and use lots of locals. Many reality show cast are broke, frustrated, and desperate people that may actually have talent but we will never know as they are exploited and tossed.

However, reality television is (sadly) showing no signs of slowing down, nor will until we (collectively) decide not to watch the new summer reality roll outs like NASHVILLE STAR, CELEBRITY CIRCUS, and WIPEOUT; a adaptation of a Japanese extreme game show airing on ABC that had casting calls for local LA contestants.

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Summer rerun season is upon us and now the workweek is much harder to survive.

Nevermore are we able to go home and relax with our favorite shows in primetime, forced to wait several long months for their return whilst sloughing through the same episode repeated again and again throughout the dog days. Facing such a grim outlook causes many to turn to DVDs or even commit the unthinkable act of turning of the TV altogether.

Well pick up that remote, Sparky: All is not lost. There’s still plenty of great new programs and other you may have missed to be found around your dial. They may be hard to find, but the following road map for the week should will help you discover the best of television for work nights. So here it is, Monday-Thursday and Sunday.

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This summer, the pickings are slim but how’s the quality? Are the summer’s new shows awesome or embarrassing? Vote for one or leave us a comment and tell us who we forgot!

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I know how you feel. Right now, with both excitement and horror you’re watching your favorite shows air their season finales.You want to see how they end and yet you don’t want them to end because you dread another summer of nothing good on.

It hardly seems fair, does it? With the giant strike-induced break this season, most shows had only been back for a few episodes before ending. Mucho suckage.But, don’t despair. You can fill up your DVR schedule with some new, promising programming. Hey, if they’re bad, you can just delete them and crank up your Netflix subscription for the summer. (I find that 5 at a time is too much pressure. 3 is not enough. 4 is just right. Yes, I’m the Goldilocks of freakin’ movie rentals.)

Here are my picks:

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And the winner is. . .David! Cook that is.

“American Idol” ended its seventh season with the resolution of the long-gestating battle of the Davids. Since this was a two-hour finale, the audience would have to wait a long while for the result. What a long, and old, wait it was.

Somehwere along the way, “American Idol” has turned into the popstar senior tour, trotting out washed-up rocker after washed-out rocker to hawk their latest album or remind us they’re still alive. Tonight’s parade featured Graham Nash, Donna Summer, George Michael (singing the worst song in the history of mankind for what seemed like 2 hours), Bryan Adams, ZZ Top (!) and Seal just to name a few. Mostly, they dueted with the Idols or had the contestants introduce them with a montage of their past hits. Whatever the case, for a show that tries to skew young, they should really try to attract some more relevant acts.

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